I'm kind of on the cusp with a couple of my answers, most notably the first and last one. If a strong enough case is made for a story outside my fandoms, particularly if it's a writer I really like, I may check it out. But since I'm pressed for time more these days, I get increasingly picky about what I read. At the same time I'm not too picky about length; hell, if it's something I really like, then yeah, I want it to be hyuge.

But dammit, who doesn't enjoy a good pr0n now and then?