crack! BSG, Karen Sisco, Addison

Two cracktastic offerings today.

First, it's trancer21 giving us the real story of Karen Sisco and Marley (aka Addison)How Karen met Marley in PICTURES!!! for the win.

Also for the win,jennyo and fox1013 team up again to bring more RPF crack. I don't know how to explain these fics except that they are crazygenius and you will laugh your ass off and be amazed at the perfect characterization of Mary McDonnell (and a bunch of other familiar actors from SG, GA, Alias, etc.) even though she's setting up some zombie cage fighting off set...in the real world. In Canada. Of course, President Stands-With-A-Fist has an ulterior motive, but it just wouldn't be Mary M. if she didn't.
Illegal Zombie-Actor Cage Fighting, is the first and is followed by
How Lucy Lawless Got Her Groove Back which is even more insider rpf canadian mafia. And yes, I was totally lost (I don't know half the actors mentioned), but I STILL love.
Tacky Lesbian Hijinks which doesn't involve zombies, but does involve Sandra Oh, Felicity Huffman and a lesbionic Kate Hiegl/Kate Walsh. It's WAR!
Zombie Snakes on a Train, PG-13/R, RPF, Mary McDonnell, Samuel Jackson, Snoop and a plethora of familiar actors, directors, etc. all fighting motherfucking zombie snakes on a train...on their way to ComicCon.
Sheer. Motherfucking. Genius.