My new obsession is updating my own
alien_altars-
inspired rec list...too frequently. I think this is proof that inspiration and often brilliance can come from a new approach to what should be a tired old cliché. Or it's proof that I'm insane. This is also, as usual, a cry for help. In the sense that I'm always looking for more cliché fic to add to my collection. Bring 'em if you've got 'em. Support my madness.
My list again:
About to die, must have hot sexLike You Really Like It by Xena's Little Bitch is Xena/Gabrielle, Mature, impending apocalypse...again.
Aliens made us do itUpset, Upended, and Upgraded is SG-1, Pink Rabbit. Also from the SG-1 fandom is
Another Sip of Wine by JSwrdsmth.
AmnesiaFade Out to Black by
bluflamingo is
Mature, Laura Cadman/Katie Brown. Wonderful fic!
I just recced
two Xena fics by Ella Quince that met this criteria:
The Tavernkeeper's Sister and
Well of Sighs both by
Ella Quince. Both are NC-17, both classic and both stories use amnesia as a plot device to very different ends. I'm convinced Ella Quince (yeah, I finally get it -- Eloquence) is the pen name of a professional writer. Her prose is just that good. It's efficient and elegant with moments of absolutely breathtaking writing. But beyond that, the stories are wonderful and her classic Xena and Gabrielle are flawless.
and there's also the wonderful
Purest Love by Seana James.
and
Everything You Know by Nut56
Bound by Bailey B, J/7, Voyager. There's also
Symphony Twisted also J/7.
There is No Fucking in Hades by
mirabile_dictu is SGA, Teyla/Elizabeth, NC-17 and if I haven't recced this already I should have. It's EXQUISITE!
Je me souviens by
queen_zulu is Buffy/Faith, mature.
In the SGA fandom a standout from
alien_altars:
Fade Out to Black by
bluflamingo is Laura Cadman/Katie Brown and the author deftly uses amnesia to essentially recreate Atlantis for Cadman. Amazingly done.
Another brilliant fic from the SGA fandom,
must be something here by
lilysaid is Teyla/Sora, Mature.
Aphrodisiacs/Sex pollenfrom the Xena fandom there's
The Enchantment by friction.
Daring by Blaze is SG-1, Sam/Janet.
Caught masturbatingThe Water's Edge by Tegan Jovanka, Xena, NC-17.
Everyone thinks we're doing it<
Rumours of Love by Ella Quince is Xena/Gab, Mature.
Forced marriageFrom SG1 and
alien_altars there's the hilarious and entertaining
Hey Baby, Let's go to Pegasus" which is Sam Carter/Laura Cadman.
Forced to share a bed/sleeping bag/tent
Fuzzy morning after or "do you remember what we did last night?"
Genderswitch (one or both women is turned into a man)
Huddling for warmthSnow by Rebelgirl is Voyager, T/7
InsomniaJealousyFamily by Harriet (SG-1, Sam/Janet) is the first fic to come to mind for this category.
Rumours of Love by Ella Quince is Xena, Mature. This could also be characterized as Everyone Thinks We're Doing It and is.
Kid ficugh!
eta okay, I've changed my mind. You MUST check out
wizened_cynic's
AJ fic (scroll to the bottom and start with the fic there). This is the crackiest crack!verse ever. This version of the crackverse has Alex knocked up at 16 and A.J. is the result. The rest of the cracky Alex/Lorelai is told from kidpov.
Multiple universes (the characters meet versions of themselves from a parallel universe)Wow, I just realized that I completely misunderstood this category. Most of these are one character meeting another version of another character from another universe. uh, yeah.
I think SG-1 pretty much pwns this category.
As One by Harriet has an alternate Janet coming back.
and
Everything by Pink Rabbit involve alternate Sam's and are two of my fav fics in this fandom.
Tempus Fugit by me (yes, I'm a walking cliche!) is BTVS, Willow/Tara, Faith/Buffy.
The Broken Thread by Ella Quince is Xena, Mature.
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained by Tonya Muir is Xena, Mature. Xena chooses to stay in the "Remember Nothing" AU with the slave, Gabrielle.
16 Hours by Bailey B, J/7, Voyager.
Pregnancy (hey,women can get pregnant too)
wizened_cynic's Alex/Lorelei fpreg
Rosemary, Rosemary over in the
bun_in_oven comm devoted to that strange fic creature known as fpreg.
Found Family is SGA Teyla/Sora
That Unfamiliar Activity by Xena's Little Bitch is Xena, Mature.
Baby, the Skies'll Be Blue is Imagine Me & You, Rachel/Luce, PG-13, mystical lesbian pregnancy!
It's Yours is Ash/Scribbs, PG-13, Murder in Suburbia (of course!) by the goddess herself,
ralst.
Slave ficI'm pretty sure Xena's Conqueror stories pwn this category so I'll only mention a few:
The Conqueror's Touch by Xena's Little Bitch.
Penance by Penumbra
The Gift by Megan O'Brien is uber.
The Gift by Carola "Ryûchan" Eriksson is PG-13 and turns the tables making Xena the slave. Also by Carola is
Gladiator which is warrior!Gabrielle hotness!
Tale One:Journey's End by LJ Maas is essentially a sexfest that goes a bit crazy at the end in search of a plot. But definitely, entirely of the hothothot!!
Conquering Liaisons is another Conqueror fic.
Telepathy/SoulbondTether by Harriet is SG-1, Sam/Janet. Not my fav Harriet fic, but still good.
A Warrior By Any Other Name by Melissa Good is actually only the first part of this enormous Xena, soulbond epic.
Già Cogli Angeli, Ivanova? by Penumbra is Babylon 5, Susan/Talia.
also Babylon 5, Susan/Talia
Night by Metis. Hot telepathic sex in a shuttlecar.
Trapped together in a cave, shack, etcA Moment of Truth by Curiositee is Xena, Mature.
Apparently, "trapped together in a turbolift" is such a cliché in the Voyager fandom that
ralst's P&P has devoted an entire page to these fics:
Turbolift Stories.
Undercover as a prostituteI got nothing. sorry.
Undercover as lovers or a married coupleChicago 5am by L.N. James is Xena uber/original and it's a great story with a smokinghot love scene.
Not sure if this counts, but Weir and Cadman posing as a couple in order to stay together on a Wraith slave planet is surely worth something:
A Place Called Home by
muppetmanda is SGA, Weir/Cadman, Mature.
Undercover(s) by
racethewind10 is CSIMiami, Natalia/Calleigh, WIP. A serial killer is targeting lesbian couples: one blonde w/blue eyes, one brunette w/dark eyes. hmmm, sounds like most of the f/f pairings on my list.
Dating Undercover by
the_girl_20 is WMC, Jill/Cindy, R.
Undercover by
mercury_chkita is WMC again, Lindsay/Cindy, R. Same prompt from ralst.
Virginity or virgin sacrificeI'm not sure if this is what the mods had in mind, but Ella Quince's
Return from Poteidaia is an extraordinary first-time/virginity fic. Then again, half the Xena fics are first-time fics.
VoyuerismWe almost died, must have hot sexNear Miss by Meghan O'Brien is Xena, uber, Mature (of course!).
I'm Right Here by Rebecca Hall is X/G, Mature.
YentaYes! My first Yenta fic!
Profiler, Profiled by
lysachan is Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, PG-13. Garcia's the yenta...of course.
That's all I've got now. I'll add more later...
edited to remove the first time ever I've had to remove a fic. I thought it ended at the second installment (it really, really should have), but the author added two more parts of truly horrific (as in disturbingly violent including rape scenes) stuff. I don't get it. It was a great fic...
You should also check out
ein_myria's
very own femslash cliché rec list. There is some overlap, but a LOT less that you'd think.