OT - Fuck you Rob Brezsny!!

[leavethesky]

Why oh why does Virgo always have the absolutely WORST, most craptastic horoscope?! Does he not know that the Virgos of the world have enough to worry about without adding his shitty horoscopes to the pile?

Happy Holy Daze, Virgo! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What symbolic offerings might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2006? I've decided on a pair of binoculars, a microscope, and sunglasses with mirrors in the corner of each lens that allow you to gaze on the reflections of things behind you. These, I hope, would give you the message that you should try hard to see further, deeper, and more clearly; you should become more greedily eager to notice details you've been blind to in the past.

In other words, you're not looking hard enough little Virgo. Yeah, that's just what I need, to think that I'm missing something so I can pore over every fucking detail for the millionth time trying to figure out what I missed. Of course my GF's (a Scorpio) is all sparkly and Chosen One-esque, ... *grumble* [/rant]

You'd better sleep with one eye open, Brezsny...

Comments

[ralst.livejournal.com]

If it's any consolation we Aries are bascially told that what we've accomplished so far in our lives is pathetic and we should be like van Gogh and change careers/live and try better.

Oh joy, starting the year as a failure, that's novel.

[leavethesky.livejournal.com]

:D well, you know, it is written in the stars... that we are the losers of the Brezsnyverse.

Maybe an Aries and/or a Virgo fucked him over at some point? Some hot Aries dumped him for a Virgo?

So what's the big career move gonna be? :)

[ralst.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking either world leader or travelling vagabond. As world leader I'd have access to better toilets, but I'd also have to converse with politicians - so it's 50/50

[sravenk.livejournal.com]

Mine told me to come out of the closet. Hello! I am out! Jeeeeezzz!

[leavethesky.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he meant your other other closet. You're really a Harry/Draco shipper aren't you. *eyes you suspiciously*

[sravenk.livejournal.com]

Maybe he meant the closet where I conceal the fact that I have no idea who Harry or Draco are. But they sound like boys, and although I am a Chris Meloni fan, I'm really not into m/m slash. So I doubt I am a shipper of that particular flavour.

[leavethesky.livejournal.com]

you should be very proud that you don't know who harry and draco are. seriously. Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe you should check out the horoscopes here.

[leavethesky.livejournal.com]

thank you. :) I like my horoscopes to be up front about their/my obvious loserdom.

[fewthistle.livejournal.com]

As a fellow Virgo, I can only concur and offer to be your lookout when you take the bastard out *vbeg*

[leavethesky.livejournal.com]

:D a posse of Virgos. heh. well, you know it would have to be planned very carefully with charts and graphs. :)

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Well, according to this guy, my horoscope is this:

"I've decided that the best possible gift you could give yourself this holiday season is this: a promise that you will love yourself with more wild abandon, reverent devotion, and unpredictable ingenuity in 2006."

Of course, once I realized he wasn't talking about masterbation, I felt kinda let down.

[leavethesky.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! I'd go with the masturbation interpretation...huh. That sounds like some kind of weird punk band.