OT - Fuck you Rob Brezsny!!

[leavethesky]

Why oh why does Virgo always have the absolutely WORST, most craptastic horoscope?! Does he not know that the Virgos of the world have enough to worry about without adding his shitty horoscopes to the pile?

Happy Holy Daze, Virgo! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What symbolic offerings might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2006? I've decided on a pair of binoculars, a microscope, and sunglasses with mirrors in the corner of each lens that allow you to gaze on the reflections of things behind you. These, I hope, would give you the message that you should try hard to see further, deeper, and more clearly; you should become more greedily eager to notice details you've been blind to in the past.

In other words, you're not looking hard enough little Virgo. Yeah, that's just what I need, to think that I'm missing something so I can pore over every fucking detail for the millionth time trying to figure out what I missed. Of course my GF's (a Scorpio) is all sparkly and Chosen One-esque, ... *grumble* [/rant]

You'd better sleep with one eye open, Brezsny...

Comments

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Well, according to this guy, my horoscope is this:

"I've decided that the best possible gift you could give yourself this holiday season is this: a promise that you will love yourself with more wild abandon, reverent devotion, and unpredictable ingenuity in 2006."

Of course, once I realized he wasn't talking about masterbation, I felt kinda let down.

[leavethesky.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! I'd go with the masturbation interpretation...huh. That sounds like some kind of weird punk band.